Trombone Jokes
What’s the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw?
1. Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding the chain saw very still.
2. It’s easier to improvise on a chain saw.
How can you make a French horn sound like a trombone?
Take your hand out of the bell and miss all of the notes!
How do you know when a trombone player is at your door?
The doorbell drags.
What do you call a trombonist with a beeper and a cell phone?
A optimist.
What is the difference between a dead trombone player lying in the road, and a dead squirrel lying in the road?
The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig.
How many trombonists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he’ll do it too loudly.
How do you know when there’s a trombonist at your door?
His hat says Domino’s Pizza
What kind of calendar does a trombonist use for his gigs?
“Year-At-A-Glance.”
How can you tell which kid on a playground is the child of a trombonist?
He doesn’t know how to use the slide, and he can’t swing.
What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone?
On or off.
[tags]Humour, Jokes, Trombones, Music, Musicians[/tags]
Written by Ian McKenzie on May 18th, 2006 with
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